So Malicious! ;) (New Lyrics)

I originally wanted to just do a quick-parody to go with my Sadako costume at Pi karaoke last night, but I got such a good reaction that I decided that one of these days I'm just going to record this...


SADALICIOUS
(to the tune of "Fergalicious" by Stacy Ferguson* feat. Will.I.Am)
Lyrics ©2007 Emi M. Briet


Shi, san, ni, ichi
Listen up, y'all 'cause this is it
The video I'm showin' is malicious

Sadalicious definition make the viewers loco
They want my mystery so they get my history from my video
You could see me on the TV, it's so easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I slay 'em, viewers come and then I take 'em

Sadalicious (so malicious)
I can get promiscuous
And if you are suspicious
That all this shit is fictitious
No one misses (seven days)
My curse will never stop stop
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (shi, san, ni. ichi)

CHORUS
So malicious (it's hot hot)
So malicious (my curse will never stop stop)
So malicious (they wanna watch what I got)
I'm Sadalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tape it, tape it)

Sadalicious def--
Sadalicious def--
Sadalicious def--
Sadalicious definition make the viewers crazy
They really think they know me from my video so hazy
I'm the S to the A D A the K the O
And no other dead lady gonna kill you like so

I'm Sadalicious (so malicious)
My video is vicious
I'll be down in the well
Workin' on my nensha fitness
Here's my witness (seven days)
My curse will never stop stop
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (shi, san, ni, ichi)

CHORUS

Baby, baby, baby, if you want to meet me
Honey get a video on tape or on DVD
Don't be hasty hasty, your soul tastes so tasty
You'll go hazy hazy 'cause it'll make you crazy

W to the A to the T C H my video
You get S to the E to the V E N D A Y S
To pass it on, else Y O U will D I E
By the S to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, hit it Sada!

Every time I turn around, TV viewers gather round
Always watching for me up and down looking for my well
I just wanna say it now, I am instant drama
Little mama I'll take who I can
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeating how the viewers wanna beat it
But I'm tryin' to tell that I can't stay here in the well
'Cause they say I'm

Malicious (so malicious)
I can get promiscuous
And if you are suspicious
That all this shit is fictitious
No one misses (seven days)
My curse will never stop stop
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (shi, san, ni. ichi)

I'm Sadalicious (so malicious)
My video is vicious
I'll be down in the well
Workin' on my nensha fitness
Here's my witness (seven days)
My curse will never stop stop
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (shi, san, ni, ichi)

CHORUS x2

W to the A to the T C H my video
You get S to the E to the V E N D A Y S
To pass it on, else Y O U will D I E
By the S to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the(shi, san, ni. ichi)
W to the A to the T C H my video
You get S to the E to the V E N D A Y S
To pass it on, else Y O U will D I E
By the S to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the(shi, san, ni. ichi)
(continue until fade)


*PS - I refuse to call her "Fergie".....I want my fond memories of Kids Inc. left intact, dammit!