NEW PARODY!!

I know it's been a while....but I finally wrote a new one. Sometimes the muse just hits me.


I STOLE THIS SONG
(to the tune of "Don't Steal This Song" by Hot Waffles and Raymond & Scum)
Lyrics ©2007 Emi M. Briet

Well I'm ready to sing, and I know that I'm not the best
And I wanna be funny, but I don't seem to compare to the rest
Well I surfed and I surfed all night long
Finally found the perfect song
That'll blow them all away
With surprise and mouths agape
So they'll stop and they'll grab my mike
And say, "You god-damned fuckin' dyke
Are you just stupid?"
Yeah I guess I was stupid

CHORUS
I stole this song
I was feelin' pretty lazy
So I did something crazy
I stole this song
A beat by Junior Vasquez
On top of Jerry Lewis
I stole this....

So now I guess I was wrong when I copied the other acts
I try to be original but to the web I just go right back
Well I surfed and I surfed and I lost my soul
I wanna reach that elusive goal
Where I blow them all away
But success is far away
I used to have some comedian friends
But they saw me perform again
It's not funny...

CHORUS
I stole this song
This is not some karaoke
What I did's not okey-dokey
I stole this song
I acted like a baby
'Cause I was under pressure
I stole this...

CHORUS
I stole this song
I thought that it was great
But I got lynched anyway
I stole this song
I'm the one with pen and paper
At every show you play
I stole this song

I'm On A Roll!!

RUNNIN' FROM AMERICA
(to the tune of "America" by Neil Diamond
Lyrics ©2007 Emi M. Briet

(spoken)
The social state of the United States of America is in chaos.
In Iraq, a needless war of aggression for oil. The oil fields are being divided up among American investors as we speak.
We sink more and more billions into this war, and into the apartheid state of Israel, while people go hungry and jobless on the home front.
our civil liberties are being washed away one by one, while those in charge still insist we are free.
Because of these recent policies, the world looks upon us with scorn.

I am DJ Particle. I am an American, and I am not afraid to speak my mind about my country.

(sung)
Car
Johnny lives in his car
Without a home
Laid off for someone far

Free
They don't like that we're free
That's what we're told
And we had best believe

In the banks of overseas
Not tradin' with America
Never looking back again
They're runnin' from America

Home, how it doesn't seem that way
Airline travel's light today
Cause I can't bring it on
Might resemble a bomb

Home, it's a new and scary place
Dubya's made a world disgrace
Freedom's light is lukewarm
They're trying to make it the norm

Everywhere around the world
They're flippin' off America
Every time that flag unfurls
They're spittin' on America

Got a dream and give a care
Don't bother with America
Got a dream you want to share
You're shut up by America

They're runnin' from America
They're runnin' from America
They're runnin' from America
They're runnin' from America
Today, today, today, today, today

My Congress 'tis of thee
(Today)
I have one honest plea
(Today)
Let freedom ring
(Today)
Make Dubya sing
(Today)